Ridiculous

Randomly, I have two ridiculous-silly-absurd conversations:

First:

When I changed my status on BBM: "Marry me please, Bruno Mars!",

suddenly my dad chatted me: "KULIAH DULUUUU!!!!"

HAHAHAHA LOL! My dad was going crazy -__-

Second:

In the Calculus' class.

S: Duh, kaki gue sakiiiiit!

X: Lah kenapaa?

S: Kesemutaaaan :(

X: Makanya, gausah sok manis deh!

S: ...........